23.

Chef

svveden:

so we got a puppy

I suck at texting unless:
  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

'cause the players gonna play play play play play

alligators alligate gate gate gate gate

elevators elevate vate vate vate vate

shake it off

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

jesuschristvevo:

really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today

nine days of brooklyn nine-nine day 7: favorite quote
"Right, that’s the guy you said the lame stuff about.  Like, he’s a good listener."