23.

Culinary Arts student

ditchschooleatpizza:

snorlaxatives:

all i want in life is to try one of those candies from jimmy neutron

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legalmexican:

what a beautiful day to stay indoors

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

fedswatching:

pour one out to the neopets we left for dead

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no matter how much water i drink i still remain thirsty 4 u

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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Demasiado bonito para que durara, ya saben, los espíritus singulares no soportan tanto amor, tanta perfección encontrada por casualidad.

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Putas Asesinas - Roberto Bolaño.

(via adelisnaranjo)
Yo esperando en la puerta del baño:

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