23.

Culinary Arts student

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

k-korvo:

thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

bohemianxbones me to you sometimes

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

wussut:

What is love?

Her definition was by far my favorite